Thursday 21 February 2008

Thoughts on a Robbery.

Sometimes my mind often slips into a sense of deep thought whilst I come to a conclusion about how to do something. This time as I stood in the large sun light atrium of the Drake Circus Shopping Centre with my buddy and housemate Carl I realised how easy it would be to rob boots and Virgin (refusing to refer to as Zavvi!).

Picking up on the security guards weakness of blindly following anyone who runs out of the shop in question and I realising that the two shops in question are directly opposite each other I slipped into one of my deep thought productions.

ACTION PLAN
15:45_Gather a team of about ten or so robbers, set four of them in each of the shops and have one other in each shop assigned to blatantly steal something.

15:50_The 'bait' (as will be referred to) will leave the shop and run making the guards chase them straight into the opposite shop and vice verse. Whilst this is going on the eight other men casually help themselves to some spoils.

(Preferably make the bait aged under 18 and they will just get a warning.)

14:00_Meet up and have Starbucks

If anyone for some reason tries this please let me know how you did

-tomi

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